OK, so I get that dubstep isn’t a new thing and is like a social phenomenon like when chat rooms came about. People worship that shit as a form of lifestyle. Just to be clear, I know there are some very talented, hard-working DJs and artists out there that put their A game into their music and what they do, dubstep or not. I respect that. Personally though, I think that dubstep sounds like fucking exploding asshole. I want nothing to do with it and I don’t fucking get it.
There are two kinds of people that listen to dubstep: Kids who don’t fit in anywhere and kids who want to fit in everywhere. They’re typically either weird or crave social acceptance aka “just don’t give a fuck”. Take Skrillex for example. He was in a shitty band called From First To Last that never really quite made it. Now he makes millions by making noise. And by noise, I mean a jackhammer again the electrical wiring in my house with dragon claws on a chalkboard helping with background vocals. Anyway, the kids who don’t fit in anywhere just go to raves and wear tu-tus and suck on glow binkies and live a 5 year old’s wet dream. The kids who want to fit in everywhere wear neon and make sure to change their profile pictures to a photographer watermarked pic of them “raging hXc” at this dubstep show. Luckily for them, the difference is that unlike going to a house DJ’s set, there are no lyrics really, so there’s nothing to make them seem like they have no fucking clue as to what’s going on.
I’ve been to dubstep nights before, and honestly, they’re fun. People are really nice and stuff. The music sucked, but I just got hammered and laid down on a massive sub and it was kind of cool and sexual. I guess its one thing to go to the club and jam out. But all the bros with their speakers out their dorm rooms and assholes driving down Main St. blasting dub step at 3 in the afternoon, like what the fuck is wrong with you? What emotion does that shit drag out of you? Pursuit of douchebaginess? Wow. You’re so cool! You’re 25 and dropped out of college to be a photographer and then Instagram came out and now you work at Sunoco and have a 17 year old girlfriend which is perfect because it’s always 18+ at Throwed and DGAF! Sweet dude. I’m sorry, but there gets to be a certain point where grown men should stop exchanging
PLUR bracelets and wearing neon pink and pretending to be Lisa Frank’s red-headed step child. And there should be a certain point where chunky biddies should realize that slut attire and fishnets aren’t a fucking good look, put their fupas away and start wearing bath robes out. And there should finally be a certain point where stupid-preppy-I-do-all-cool-things should put their tongues back in their mouths, stop liking every fucking dubstep artist on facebook, and stop pretending that they understand the culture because they’ve pretty much followed every fucking trend within the last 5 years including but not limited Lauren Conrad headbands, UGGs and leggings, Rayband sunglasses in every color, and not eating to be skinny but drinking their calories instead.
And of course, the fucking “I’m a dubstep DJ” trend, needs to be massacred and put to death and buried on the asteroid formally known as Pluto. There are so many people out (including dubstep DJs) there who choose to DJ and put a lot of time and effort in their craft. It’s my opinion that if you’re a DJ, you should be able to mix everything. Whether or not you choose to focus on a certain genre is your choice. Now I’m seeing this trend where EVERYBODY and their fucking mother is buying Serato and NS7, or worse, a $100 ION IPod set up, loading their shit with dubstep remixes and thinking they’re talented. IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO MIX SONGS THAT ARE ALL 140 BPMS, ESPECIALLY WHEN EVERYONE IS ROLLING FACE AND HAD 12 TALL BOY ‘GANSETTS. Learn your craft! Know how to cue an actual vinyl record for balls sake! I personally fell into this awful trend after I upgraded my equipment where I would rely so heavily on the technology to mix my shit because it was so cool and so easy. I’ve finally gone back to my roots and what I was originally taught, and I’m thankful I had some backing before DJing became “the thing”. Now, its just lax bros who’s parents bought them some dope equipment for Christmas that take themselves so seriously and are seriously just getting laughed at. And it really doesn’t make any sense. Lax bros have been getting laid by drunken hookers at parties for year. Way to broaden your horizon to indie hipsters, weird artsy girls, and biddies who will be over this trend quicker than your last blow job.
I’m not trying to specifically rain on anyone’s parade, I just don’t understand what the fuck is going on with this shit. Just admit that it kind of sounds like shit. It might’ve been mildly amusing and cool at first, but honestly, how many fucking noises can you get out of a dial up modem?
*9/10 dubstep haters would still get fingerfucked by
AraabMuzik
